According to this Petside article, a 44 year old man ran over two kittens, brought them home, then claimed to his three female roommates that he intended to eat them for dinner. Luckily for the kittens, the three women called the cops and the kittens will be okay (after several weeks of vet care, that is).

I kind of wish someone would run over this guy then take him home to feed to their tigers...