In response to a question about how I could have cut myself on the blender blades, here are some pictures of the blender in question. (I took some painkillers, so forgive me if I wander a bit.)

The blender comes in three parts, the base, the blades, and the container.  Unlike a traditional blender, there is no way to put anything in the blender if it is screwed together (there is also no way to use a spatula to get stuff stuck to the sides loose).  The parts screw together, and the motor is not supposed to come on unless the blades are locked on the base.  Unfortunately, there is no lock on the container to stop the blades and motor if the container is not attached.

When trying to remove both the container and the blades, only the container came off.  This made a big mess, and may have been what caused the blender to come on when I tried to remove the blades.  That is the only explanation I can come up with because I know I didn't touch the power button.   I was lucky in that I was trying to avoid the blades when I was trying to unscrew the blades, or I could have gotten hurt much worse.

This is how the blender looks when it is screwed together:

This is how the blender looks when all the pieces are apart:

This is how the blender should come apart after blending something so nothing falls out:

Unfortunately, this is how it came apart after I tried to blend the tuna and mayo (due to the lap-band, everything has to be very small):

Because it came apart like this, tuna/mayo/gunk got everywhere, possibly even in the motor.  And because I wasn't thinking and didn't unplug it before trying to remove the blades,  the "up" blade chopped into my hand.

I hope this makes it more clear about what happened. 

This will be a very short entry.  Last night my new blender malfunctioned and sliced open my hand.  It started up without the power button being pushed.  Then there was blood everywhere (which the dogs lapped up very happily---little carnivores that they are).  It didn't really hurt at first, but I panicked from the blood spurts coming from my left hand.  Then I called Ronald to come get me, and called Christine to calm me down.  She did a good job, and calmed me down enough that I got it wrapped tight enough to stop the bleeding.  (I bleed easily due to aspirin therapy and Plavix.)

The wound doesn't look like much.  It is only just over an inch long.  But it is over half an inch deep, and I could see my bones through the flesh.  As the first panic wore off, I was even curious enough to look inside quickly and see fat globules under the layers of skin.  I had to do it quickly, because the damn thing bled like crazy if I took the pressure off at all.

Now it is sutured up (though it still bleeds--doc said to keep it wrapped tight).  This is what it looks like when kitchen appliances go bad:

The bandage is off for a couple of minutes because I picked a puppy up and she pissed on it....

The doctor had sort of a hard time suturing it because though it was like a razor had done it, it was curved.  I also ended up with a tetanus booster and a shot of antibiotics (after all, the blades were covered in tunafish and mayo...)

Orange is helping me with the laundry in his own particular way.  I guess he is pressing the sheets for me....

Ronald finished the deep (rather than long) horse pole barn, 24'x16', about 10' tall at the short end and 12' at the tall end. (It is tall enough to park the sailboats in, with their masts down, while they are still on their trailers.) All except the primary poles were purchased used (and there is still a great deal of the external metal siding remaining).  I am not sure how much this would have cost us to build otherwise, but I figured this cost less than $250.  And there are enough materials left over to build a carport and a good set of dog kennels, with the addition of some fencing and posts.

The two large beams on the ground will be raised up to the midline and be attachment points for pallets--which will be covered with plywood--and which will act as kickpanels for the inside.  Eventually, the barn may be split into two stalls, but for right now, we needed something to get them through the winter.

The "extra" beam hanging off the side isn't--Ron is eventually going to extend the side so there is a place to leave the roll bales the horses are currently chomping on.

He built this barn very quickly, in somewhat less than two weeks, even though he works 70 hours per week.  When he puts his mind to something, it always gets done.  I wish I could do that.