A story I first read about on Fark; some lady in New Zealand had dead snakes in a jar.  She and her partner got in an arguement, and she got hurt.  The ambulance was called, and the EMS people called the cops.  When the cops got there, they found pot plants, so they had enough evidence to search the entire place.

They found two snakes in a large jar, and they confiscated them.

When the lady got home from her injury, she realized the cops had taken her snakes.  So she took two dead preserved kittens (according to her, they had been stillborn from her cat) to the police station and then threw them at the clerk's counter.  According to her, she said

"I walked in the door and said, 'You've taken my snakes - here, have my pussy as well', and slammed the jar on to the counter."

Uh, I wonder if in New Zealand "pussy" means the same as it does here....that sounds more like an invitation to party.

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